A brief history of power in Puerto Rico

Literally and figuratively

Good morning, subscriber,

As tensions mount ‘round the world, so too have they exploded in Inwood Park. The majestic greenspace’s lovely steward got wind that I foraged some mushrooms, which technically isn’t permitted by NYC Parks. We’ve since engaged in a protracted standoff where she periodically stares me down while I cower in the bushes.

Speaking of …